BROOKSVILLE, FL — The clerk at the 7-11 in Brooksville must have done a double take when Brittany Gariepy walked to the check out counter. She had an obvious bulge in her britches where there should not be one on a woman. The clerk suspected shoplifting and called Hernando County Sheriff’s deputies. Gariepy was arrested for shoplifting a Big Mama’s pickled sausage. Har! A Big Mama’s Pickled Sausage!
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